英文简历中避讳的话

[b]致命的大错 [/b] 　　"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10." 　　"Qualifications: No education or experience." 　　"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy." 　　"My compensation should be at least equal to my age." 　　"Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC." 　　"Fired because I fought for lower pay." 　　"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65" . 　　"Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date." 　　"Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near." 　　"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately." 　　打字错误与语法错误 　　"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook." 　　"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer." 　　"I am a rabid typist." 　　"Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981." 　　"After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work." 　　"Accounting cleric." 　　"As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments." 　　"Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments." 　　"Suspected to graduate early next year." 　　"Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets." 　　"Proven ability to track down and correct erors." 　　"Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department." 　　"Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details." 　　"Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school." 　　不应有的幽默 　　"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house." 　　"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.) 　　"But wait...theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature." 　　"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse." 　　"My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in ajob-and I like your company i “英文简历中避讳的话”版权归作者所有；转载请注明出处! n particular." 　　"Title: Another resume from the Profiles in Excellence series." 　　"Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it." 　　"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks." 　　"Lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience." “英文简历中避讳的话”版权归作者所有；转载请注明出处!